Top Ten Campaign Slogans for Barack Obama

1. Barack around the clock

2. He puts the "bomb" in o-BOMB-a

3. A clever Democratic Party ploy to seduce minorities into thinking we give a shit

4. We will, we will Barack you

5. Hey, even a black guy is better than voting for a chick

6. Barack...yeah, it rhymes with Iraq

7. At least he’s not Al Sharpton

8. He’ll Barack your world

9. As MTV sez: ba-Rock the vote

10. Let’s face it, when candidates have to sell themselves to corporate donors in order to raise at least $250 million, it doesn’t matter who you vote for. So here’s your chance to appear progressive without really changing anything.