Alternative Holiday Gifts: 3 Non-Blondes et. al.

Holiday

gifts, holiday lifts. Personally, I think you couldn’t do better than

to package my last few articles together, and roast some chestnuts with

them. Short of that, I certainly hope that you’ll have the whole family

take a break from opening presents a few days from now, and at least

pour (eggnog nodding) over the last few photos Scott’s found time to

post with my recent pieces.

Countess Condi cutting a rug with the Sundance Kid! D.H. Lawrence in

a writing fit wit a fattened-up Frieda! Whadda home of a range. Live

dangerously with my Tookie take (12/14). But if you must have cake and

give gifts, perhaps you’ll want to consider what’s directly below.

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is the Google thang

for links up the kazoo respecting 3 Non-Blondes. If motivated, you’ll

find a way to secure a DVD for an out-there loved one with it. And…if

you are from the Mitch Hedberg (comic) side of the tracks you will

be motivated. Though those you know loving comedy might very well

expect another Larry David trip or Richard Pryor retrospective this

time around, if you contact me ASAP I’ll recommend this or that in

plenty of time for you to score a perfect tripped-out hit.

Mitch once said: “If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker,

and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be

completely unacceptable….” I feel the same way about activists tripping

over their talk.

If all my outraged compatriots are going to do is march in circles

with corny signs, get unhorny

at their activist social gatherings, put notches in their politically

correct guns, do what’s been done (to death), martyr themselves, and

complain without risk, they might as well get the discs I’m

recommending and die laughing.

Richard Oxman, rmoxman@yahoo.com, trusts that readers will treat

is at www.oxtogrind.org.