The dos and don’ts of the good victim of "suicide" attacks

First. Smile if you supported wholeheartedly your government aggressive policies against Arab and Muslim countries. The attack is an unsurpassable opportunity for you to reconsider your racist views towards their inhabitants. Were not for the punishment this attitude would continue to increase the number of victims relentlessly.

Second. Keep on smiling if you were duped to vote for presidents who lead or support the war against Arabs and Muslims, who had made no harm to you and your family before: you will not be deceived again.

Third. Do not stop smiling if you are convinced of the cultural and moral superiority of the Christian Western civilisation. It is pretty sure there are surveillance video cameras for your own security, so take advantage of this to teach these fanatic Muslims that a member of this superior civilisation knows how to die.

Fourth. Hint a smile if you are of those who only mind their on business. If you compare living standards here and there you will realise that, in spite of everything, you have lived longer and better than the majority of Iraqis, Afghans and Palestinians.

Fifth. Sport a smile if you think things are going to deteriorate. Soon news dispatches will cease mentioning victims’ names and will only inform about their number, the same way the do about victims in the Middle East, instead of engaging in lengthy reports about every single attack.

Sixth. Smile softly if you condemn Islamist terror and Christian terror alike. Through your example, those who remain alive may go beyond condemning, they could make European and United States presidents accountable for crimes against humanity and take them to an ad hoc tribunal.

Seventh. Smile calmly if deep inside your soul you have hurt for victims in Muslim countries: your sacrifice will redeem you from this pain.

Eighth. Also smile if you still believe in human kind. Your sacrifice and somebody else’s is the only way for Western peoples to change their ways. Were not for fear of attacks they would never change these because they have shown no compassion towards those who suffer far away.